SRSLY

ACTUALLY READ THIS ONE

i know that most of you guys are struggling students as well, but my summertime funtimes is hanging in the balance here. ^.^ any cash you have laying around that you wanna blow, i can draw you pretty pictures. for real.

and i'm not gonna charge anything for stuff that i've promised people in the past... that'd be shitty of me. and dumb. but that stuff IS gonna get done, =avancna. and... whoever else. uh, ~konfuse. and... somebody.

so i'm really gonna do commissions. i'm uh, "open" for commissions. and here's some basic rules:

- please, no sex. i ain't drawin' none of you freaks any pr0n, 'kay? nudity is fine, but if it's suggestive, i'm probably gonna refuse that too. depends on my mood, i guess. but i want to avoid tits. they're everywhere as it is. JEEZ.

- violence is okay- but i'm not drawing dead animals or babies or anything upsetting like that. but ah do likes blewd. ^.^

- i'd prefer you ask me to draw your own original characters, or otherwise something kinda generic. i dunno. let's just stick to something i have a reference for, 'kay? just not any liscensed characters. like on TV or in books or whatever. could i be sued for that? i dunno, but i don't wanna tempt fate.

- furries are fine, i guess. no anime. NO ANIME. don't ask me to draw in that style. it's too easy. and it's not fun. and i don't find it cute. so no. no anime. "chibis" are fine, though. or that weird way i draw sometimes... uh... hard to explain, but i mean like this: [link] ~and if'n you do want anything stylized, please say so.

- this is a point i feel i should really hammer home- please PLEASE please- be as specific about what you want as possible. i want you to be happy with the finished product, or else i'll feel bad. ^__^

- note, email or IM me if you're interested...

- and i... fink that's it with the fairly obvious rules.

...

yeah.

AND SO- er, prices:

the norm on dA seems to be around five bucks for a cleaned up sketch, and then going up by three to five bucks towards a more finished peice.

and i like odd numbers.

so, i think this is fair:

$5 - five dollars - clean sketch, no ink
$9 - nine dollars - inked drawing, no color
$13 - thirteen dollars - inked and colored drawing (i guess the amount will be a little higher depending on how i color it- colored pencils and markers, acryllic or watercolor, whatev)

other little things:

*pictures i edit on the computer, i won't charge extra for... my scanner's a pain in the ass, so i usually have to fix things up anyway. if you specifically want me to color something on the compy, i won't charge any extra for that either... i'm not the best at it, but i'd try.

*i'll also update you as i'm working on the picture. and since i'm new at this and a little paranoid, i'll send you the beginning sketches and you can tell me what you like or don't like.

*i suppose i'd charge a dollar more if the picture is very complicated- multiple characters and a specific background, i mean. i'm guessing that's generally how it works.

*i hass paypal too. ^.^ yeah. i'll... figure out how that works again. mmm-hm.

*and if any of my European buddies want in, i uh... don't know how that'd work, but i'll figure it out. ^__^

so, that's done i guess. ^.^

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now, onto everyday bullshit things. i'm in class... not doing my collage right now 'cause i hate photoshop... i can't help it. it just doesn't do it for me. i'll work on it this weekend and next week 'til it's due. i'll finish it no problem- i know exactly what i wanna do with both of 'em. i just need pictures. and i need to know HOW to do it...

yanno, i think i'd like photoshop a lot more if i didn't have to actually make photographic collages in class... i mean, i COULD use my drawings, but not for the themes i chose... it'd be too much. i'd much rather scan as little as possible. uploading pictures is easier. and quicker.

and i only need six for each.

uh-huh.

yep.

right.

uhr.

what ELSE... oh, my horrid boils are going away. i really need to give blood... that's part of what's causing them. freakin' blood. and freaking stress... i really hate school. i have a test today... maybe two. one in Spanish i think, and gym... ha. bet that'll be pathetically easy. it's only fifty questions and they're all multiple choice... and i bet that'll up my grade. my teacher's a dick so he probably dropped my grade 'cause i was SICK.

stupid douchebag.

urgh.

boy do i hate gym teachers.

and i found out according to RealAge.com, my real age is a little more than a year younger than i am. ^.^ that's pretty good 'cause i'm only twenty as it is. and that's in spite of the fact that my BMI is 41 or something. lol, BMI. such bullshit. ^__^

but that's pretty interesting... i didn't think my BMI was so high. but i have gained more muscle since i've taken this class... no thanks to my dickhead teacher. i knew all the stuff he was teaching already. >.< what a waste. then again, i did gain something.

tcherr, weight. ^__^ i gained weight. hurrah muscle!

so. hehe. uh... stuff.

this summer i'd like to go and see Hellboy with Sam... Ma's thinking over it.

ah needs monies though. ^.^

hhhmmmyeah. my brain hurts... i'm gonna go. now. yeah.

uh-huh.

DONE!

-Moe

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